Lemons on My Lime Tree

Sep 20

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via emseyreid)

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via girlsbydaylight)

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theveganarchist:

I aspire to receive this type of hate mail.

theveganarchist:

I aspire to receive this type of hate mail.

(via croupyvandemar)

goth-cowboy:

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

are you kidding me? I’m a teacher and that shit’s my FAVORITE thing to read. not even in a ‘check this out it’s so bad’ kind of way but a ‘I’m learning so much about this student, I remember going through this phase myself, man I hope they keep writing in their life’ way.

(via croupyvandemar)

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