Lemons on My Lime Tree

Jul 24

So we were talking about Jay and Silent Bob and finally put together that Phineas and Ferb are Jay and Silent Bob. Phineas always talks and is in charge while Ferb is always silent except for an occasional phrase of advice or random input. Really, the two are just busy getting high in the backyard and that’s really why Candice always tries to bust them. When they run into people who always ask, “Aren’t you a little young…?” Is really just them asking, “Aren’t you a little young to smoke?” And then all the crazy shit they end up building are just hallucinations and that’s why the inventions always disappear before Candice can show their mom.

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megakato:

SOOOOO I got Tomodachi Life. I normally wouldn’t share something so diminutive and probably boring like this to you guy…
BUT GUYS THIS BABY. LOOK AT THIS BABY. I never took this game seriously especially this shit with babies but holy shit it took the most scariest and ugliest parts of my default Mii and the other Mii and created this perfect demon spawn tomodachi baby. Bravo Tomodachi Life, bravo.

megakato:

SOOOOO I got Tomodachi Life. I normally wouldn’t share something so diminutive and probably boring like this to you guy…

BUT GUYS THIS BABY. LOOK AT THIS BABY.
I never took this game seriously especially this shit with babies but holy shit it took the most scariest and ugliest parts of my default Mii and the other Mii and created this perfect demon spawn tomodachi baby. Bravo Tomodachi Life, bravo.

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

(Source: lady-dixon, via theredpineapple)

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lazykryptonian:

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sharpedos:

Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”

This is so fucking cute

this should be a young adult romance novel right now

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Had a sudden urge to draw this.

Omg i need more

oh my god

(Source: popularly, via chiedegozaru)

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